pee-pee head

I ponder how one might obtain a head made of urine.

Now THATS retardation for you.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

The Ass- Insults

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 07, 2003

world peace

What the Miss Universe women hope to achieve, as though they have a role in society.

I'm a girl with a fake crown, so I can make terrorists and US Presidents stop acting like weapon-loaded kill-bots! With a wave of my hand, I will create world peace! Whoosh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Soul Caliber II

I enjoy it. Not the best video game ever.

It's better than most fighting games (a lot more different battle types to do plus weapons to collect - over 200.)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

antiwar protestor

Attention whores. Only doing what they do to look important. Its just another fad, like mobile phones. It'll wear off when Bush declares war against Mexico.

<Kroney> Sir! The Antiwar Protestors are at your door!
<Bush> Did they bring pie?
<Kroney> Well, no sir-
<Bush> OPEN FIRE!

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

net whore

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore

Need I say more?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003