Gothic

An old type of architecture, admired by Goths and crones.

Have you ever sat on a piece of Gothic architecture for 1000 years? Really gets right up your ass, you know.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 13, 2003

rubber

A condom.

Look at this fat-ass nigga. Sloppy sucka. You a ugly mo'erfucker. Your pop shoulda worn rubber.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

sell out

1) One who claims all these things unto his or her self but hypocritically contradicts this.
2) Those singers who do nothing but endorse products

fuck off, sell out, we don't listen to wuss-rock anymore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

smelly jelly

cum

We had smelly jelly for dessert. The maid put ice cream on the side for us.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

Oaf

Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.

"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003