baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

drivel

adj. This entire website! It's all a bunch on rambling drivel! And that's the way I likes it!

chode
fo shizzle my nizzle
plop
shit flakes
butthole 69
1337

All this and more. Sheer drivel

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

shut

A word usually follow by 'uppa your mouth.'

<numbar1> Hi there.
<numbar2> Shut uppa your mouth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

'dictionary.com' was my 750th definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003