Bubs

Owns the concession stand. He can dance and fix things, such as most mechanical objects and marriages. His dancing skills are of high quality. Found to be dancing on Your Grave.

"It looks like someone tried to shove swiss cake rolls in the disk drive!"

"Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 06, 2003

dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003

smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Xenomorph

The creatures from the Alien series with smooth, horizontally-placed-banana-shapped heads, an exoskeleton, extremely sharp teeth and a stab-wise tail. Commonly has no visible eyes.

The xenomorphs from Aliens had acidic blood and a "tongue" with teeth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

:S

Confusion

:S Where is my mouth?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

thuck you

Sounds like 'fuck you'. Can also be used in replacement of 'thank you' or 'kthxbye'.

<Jeeves> Here is your morning tea, sir.
<Pomp> Thuck you.
<Jeeves> I beg your pardon!
<Pomp> Go ahead and beg.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003