baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

plump

fat; tubby; chubby; whale-like; blubbery; wobbly; immobile; fatassed; manboobulant; stuck; jiggly; bulgy; rotund; spherical-assed; pudgy; water-filled

You plump motherfucker, all you can do is move your neck to turn around when the fridge gets repossesed!

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

tubby

one who is rotund

Daniel is a tubby fool, as is Marshall and Adley.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

floccinaucinihilipilification

Longer than antidisestablishmentarianism, and therefore special.

Look at me! I am floccinaucinihilipilification! I am so special on this day.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 30, 2003

shit brick

A rectangular prism consisting of hardened, moulded faeces/feces/turd which can be used as a tool of assasination by dropping it on someone's head from a 2nd storey window.

I dropped a shit brick on JFK's head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

Scroll Lock

One of the 7 Wonders of the World.

Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

cumbubble

Bubbles of cum that spurt from the mouth of a talking woman who has given one to many blowjobs.

<Hexx> Shit that damn cumbubble, dawg!
<SunRubble> Pardon me?

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003