bOb's definitions

laid

to get up that lil' hole!

i laid my bitch!!!!!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005

daddy prawn

an annoying, depressed and obsessive person who won't leave you alone when you tell him to go away.

Derives from a person called daddy prawn who was really annoying, depressive and who always complained to people and therefore had no friends.

"I hate life. I hate everyone. Everyone hates me. I have no friends, i must do my maths homework. Awwwwellll, shit happens".

"shut up daddy prawn"

by bob May 13, 2005

FT

To have elephantitus of the entire body except for the eyes.

Dang that bitch is friggin' Huge. I've decided to call her FT.

by bob March 20, 2005

church and Dodge

Corner of streets Church and Dodge, commonly known as a drug hotspot
located north of chicago in evanston

I drove by church and dodge yesterday and saw some prep trying to get a joint

by bob May 13, 2005

evil inc.

the republican and democratic parties working together for the enslavement and police state of the united states of america

shii, they work for evil inc. !

by bob March 21, 2005

mishal

An incredibly anoyin guy with a girls name.
Used to describe someone of an extremely high annoyance level.

Man that mishal really pisses me off.
If Mishal speaks to me again i bludgen him to death with my shoe.

by Bob March 21, 2005

bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

by Bob March 21, 2005