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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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dhani harrison

the incredibly good-looking son of beatle george harrison, and his wife, olivia arias harrison.
damn, that kid look jus' like his pappy
by bob May 13, 2005
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Em Erdman

A hot gurl who has lots of energy and is about five foot nothing. There is more to say, but this is a frickin' dictionary.
Em Erdman rocks my world!
by Bob April 17, 2005
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existence

The only possible situation.
(Inexistence doesn't exist. Therefore only existence exists. Therefore we exist)
All there is, is existence - everywhere
by Bob October 28, 2003
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meesie-moosies

oooh meesie-moosies!!!!!
by Bob May 13, 2005
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nub

Any round body part that sticks out in a place it shouldn't.
Guns? Ha! those are nubs
by Bob May 27, 2003
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vbwkedafhreagj

It is the exact time when A person spazes out on a computer keyboard, and the 1-1,456,678,445,675,435,678 chance of hitting those keys in that ord
By smacking Johns head off the keyboard, I hit the
1-1,456,678,445,675,435,678
chance in typing in
vbwkedafhreagj
on my first try. I should play the lottery.
by Bob November 10, 2006
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