bOb's definitions

dicking around

Rubbing ones penis on things.

Bob was dicking around the room.

by Bob October 28, 2003

conal

Gobshite

(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?

by Bob July 24, 2003

nobody

A nobody is a person who does not comply with popular society. There are in the middle of the Townie, chav, scum on one side, and the skater, grundge, goth on the other.

generally forced to loosly folow one of the above styles. Townies regard them as geeks, skaters as hippies

by bob March 28, 2005

meesie-moosies

oh my goodness; oh my gosh; oh my god!

oooooh meesie-moosies!!

by Bob February 27, 2005

Huge_Midget

Maker of the Pain series and their brethern Untitled and Awesome.jpg

Huge_Midget is not human for making those.

by Bob December 9, 2003

Flaw-Flaws

When you make it to the crapper at the very last second and without any straining on your part, immediately it goes "Flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw."

"Man, what was all that noise about?"

"Oh, I got the flaw-flaws. Must have been that chili from last night."

by bob February 23, 2005

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking ssomeone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she liked it."

by Bob May 13, 2005