bErt's definitions

junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004

Asseater

One who Craves eating a dirty stinky hole and the shit that comes from it.

shiteater in Calif

by Bert December 11, 2003

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 13, 2004

roomba

this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u

o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((

by bert January 28, 2004