bErt's definitions

drift

to rock a car in a motion to force the car sideways. most people know it as DORI

I was going to a turn a turn agaisnt it, broke, and down shifted, and controlled gas through the turn.

by bert August 11, 2003

capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

R1

ultra fast sportbike

gixxer killer

dude my r1 smoked that dumb ass gixxer

by Bert September 20, 2003

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

gun show

The showing off of ones biceps

Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand

by bErt September 23, 2004

Troj

He thinks skidoo is good but it is not. He thinks he is cool also, but he is not. He doesn't have a life really.

Vaginal/ Un-Cool/ Likes Males. Needs a Slap

by Bert March 7, 2005

FA

fuck all - to do or understand nothing

i am a lazy cunt and i have done sweet fa all day

by bert March 11, 2005