bAc0Nb0Y's definitions

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What usually occurs on urbandictionary.com when morons don't understand how to use brackets in the proper manner. I mean, I'm reading the instructions right now and it's easy shit. How can these morons fuck that up!?!?!

Jimmy posted a definition on here and wanted to link it to other words to better help the reader understand his definition. Unfortunately, he's a fuck up and put word all over the place instead of simply placing brackets around the word he wanted to link. Idiot.

by bAc0Nb0Y December 3, 2003

closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

good day to you, sir

A short greeting that was a nice way of saying "Hello." Has since been replaced with:
1. Fo shizzle my nizzle!
2. Wassup?
3. What's happenin'?
4. What up bra?
5. YOOO!
6. How are ya?
7. I'll give you five for her.
8. Hi.
9. Hola, mi amigo, como estas?

"Good day to you, sir" said the fine english gent. "Fuck off bitch," replied the friendly white honkey.

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

ambidextrious

The ability to use either your right or left hand equally well in any given situation.

1.Andrea has some real talent when she uses her right hand, but that left of hers really brings it home. That's what I call ambidextrious.

2.Never trust those ambidextrious people, the ability to shake someone's hand and stab them in the back at the same time with either hand is never something to be underestimated.

by bAc0Nb0Y November 9, 2003