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Falcons

The best NFL team in the league, based in the epic city of Atlanta. the Fans are great and female falcon fans are sexy. before 2013, they had 5 winning seasons in a row, and are poised to win a SB in the next 3 years. Led by a top 5 QB in Matt Ryan, with the #2 and #3 best WRs in the NFL in Roddy White and Julio Jones. They also have a Solid LB corps lead by Sean Weatherspoon and Paul Worrilow, and a very young Secondary with the CB duo of Desmond Trufant and Robert Alford.

Most teams with the Falcons on their schedule will cry, knowing it will be an automatic loss.

Cleavland Brown fan: We got the Falcons in the DOME in 2014!? WTF NFL?

Aints fan: LOL we got a ring over 30 years ago by cheating, and we still going to put it in your face trolololol.

Steelers Fan: we Also have to go to the dome... FUUUUU

Lions fan: oh shyt! the Falcons are undefeated outside the country and we have to get owned to them in London? WHY NFL WHY?

by b17 January 30, 2014

Paul Worrilow

Possibly the Greatest UDFA Linebacker of all history. This guy led the the Falcons in Tackles in 2013, and will do it again in 3 more seasons.

He also saved a persons life he never met. he donated his stem cells to a lady with Leukemia. hes a Class act, unlike shytty Aints players, who cheat and try to hurt people

Also, hes the NFL version of the Most interesting man in the world

Paul doesnt Tackle the Running Back, they just surrender and fall to him

Paul is so good, the Offensive line just lets him pass.

Paul doesn't sack QBs. He Allows you to hit the Turf.

When Paul Worrilow is on the the Field, Offenses choose to Punt on First Down

by b17 January 30, 2014

Matt Ryan

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.

Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan

by b17 January 19, 2014