b. hanback's definitions
Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.
Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.
by B. Hanback June 28, 2008
Get the Biker's Crackmug. Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
Get the Handsy the Invisible Manmug. Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
by B. Hanback January 29, 2010
Get the Blowoutmug. I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....
by B. Hanback August 7, 2009
Get the Valhallamug. Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.
Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.
by b. hanback March 8, 2008
Get the Motel Sexmug. A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
Get the Chuck E. Cougarmug. Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.
Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback August 19, 2008
Get the Cellparation Anxietymug.