Spotlights

Big tits.

Did you see the spotlights on her?

yea, bout knocked me over...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

Carnival

A pick-up line used by old men....

Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

by B. Hanback October 08, 2009

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

Chick Nuggets

Sperm that produces the female sex.

Dude has four little girls, he is full of chick nuggets.

Honey, I really want a little girl and the doctor told me that if we do it doggie style, it will help your chick nuggets reach my eggs quicker.

by B. Hanback January 25, 2008

Stripper house party

A variation of the traditional House Party. Hanging at a strip club until it closes and then inviting all the left over strippers back to your pad to shoot pool, do some toot, and strip.

Let's get a 12-pack and head to Deja-Vu and grab the ho's and have a stripper house party...

Let's grab Tiffany and Chelsea and have a stripper house party...

by B. Hanback January 27, 2008

Blowout

When a fake tit deflates or pops and loses the silicone or saline...

Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.

Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?

by B. Hanback January 29, 2010