84 definitions by b. hanback

Blassie

Breed of dog. A Blassie is a cross between a Lassie (Collie) and a Pit Bull.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.

Bro, what the hell is that?

That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.

by b. hanback January 27, 2008

Country Blow

To plug one side of your nose and blow while outside doing work or exercise and do not have a bandana or Kleenex.

Bobby was mowing the lawn and did the country blow to clear his nose.

by b. hanback January 20, 2010

Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

by b. hanback February 24, 2009

Cheech and Chong Brownies

Brownies made with weed/pot

We are bringing Cheech and Chong Brownies to the party...watch out!

by b. hanback January 15, 2010

Firecracker Mouth

someone with fucked up teeth; as if a firecracker went off in their mouth

Dude, did you see her teeth - they were fucked up!

Yea, firecracker mouth....she won't have problems with those peanut shells...

by b. hanback December 31, 2009

Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.

I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.

by b. hanback July 23, 2008

Canine cologne

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

by b. hanback August 4, 2008