millimetre

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

iTurd

A transparent box that blinds you at night like a deer in the headlights.

1: iTurd.
2: You certainly do!

by B-Drac November 02, 2003

Music

A random or uniform mixture of sound and silence created by voice and instrument to create rhythm and beat.

Listen to music and enjoy life.

by B-Drac September 16, 2003

blapanese

A black person who thinks they are Japanese. Not many exist.

Blapanese idiot.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

banned from TV

What I'll become when they get a taste of me.

Yeah, you believe it, idiot.

by B-Drac August 13, 2003

chunt

A chunky cunt.

Need anything more be said?

by B-Drac September 26, 2003

Zapp Brannigan

Wears a short skirt-like piece of clothing as part of his uniform - which he probably designed himself. Believes himself to be a chick magnet.

"This light meal is over"

by B-Drac September 06, 2003