ayb's definitions

winamp

A half-decent media-player. Doesn't play module files very well.

by AYB March 6, 2003

oxygen

One of the most vital elements of life which makes up 21 percent of our air and approximately 60 to 70 percent the Earth's surface.

The name of some stupid FemiNAZI TV channel

Without the element oxygen, life as we know it wouldn't exist.

by AYB May 29, 2003

Sith

The evil version of the Jedi who has embraced the Dark Side of the Force. The Sith were suppressed for one-thousand years by the Jedi Order, until the first three Star Wars movies, when Palpatine/Sideous used deception to rise to power and nearly exterminate the Jedi with the help of Darth Vader, who was once known as Anakin Skywalker.

Darth Vader is an excellent example of a Sith Lord.

by AYB March 7, 2003

Art

What used to be a visual medium of expression is now a pop-culture fad.

Abstract art sucks. Painted cows, cheese-covered walls, blotches on canvas, and sidewalk feces/blood exhibitions are not art!

by AYB March 26, 2003

root

What a plant uses to extract water and nutrients from the soil.

Dandelions are hard to get rid of because their deep roots can break off and regenerate the plant that is pulled out.

by AYB April 3, 2003

DVD

A storage medium capable of holding gigabytes of computer data or hours of high-resolution video. Was considered to be uncrackable by the RIAA and the MPAA until DVD rewritable drives were mass-produced.

Thanks to my new DVD-RW drive, I can finally burn all the bootleg movies I download from the Internet.

by AYB June 27, 2003

wang

Ebonics for wing.

I hopped over to KFC to get me some chicken wangs.

by AYB February 20, 2003