ayb's definitions

Las Vegas

A city that's owned by the casino companies that have their businesses there.

Nowadays, casinos in Las Vegas rig their slot machines so that you'll never win unless you play continuously for 400 years.

by AYB July 1, 2003

George W. Bush

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.

Way to go, Dubya.

by AYB April 8, 2003

tofu

A cheese-like product made from mixing soy beans with Plaster of Paris. Now used in products that try to imitate meat.

I tried a Boca burger after hearing from the vegetarians that soy tofu is healthier than meat. Ever since I bit into that soy burger, I vowed never to be tricked by those vege-bastards again! Also, I had a hard time eating anything else after that because that horrible-tasting shit-for-a-burger left a metallic taste in my mouth for hours.

by AYB March 31, 2003

yeast

Yeast is also used to make beer.

by AYB February 18, 2003

cult

Basically any religion that's different from yours.

Christianity, for example, can be seen by Hindus as a cult.

by AYB June 23, 2003

hershey squirts

A severe form of diarrhea caused by a bacterial agent or by eating spicy food.

I got the hershey squirts after eating leftover Taco Bell food.

by AYB March 19, 2003

mafia

Businesspeople who usually operate outside the law in order to maximize their profits. Murder, extortion, threats to families, theft, fraud, bootlegging, and broken kneecaps are regular business practices.

The MAFIA is not dead. It is simply hiding in plain sight.

by AYB June 26, 2003