ayb's definitions

hype

A fad. A clever marketing strategy which a product is advertized as the thing everyone must have, to the point where people begin to feel they need to consume it.

Millions of suckers fell for the hype and bought a Playstation 2

by AYB February 18, 2003

HUD

Can also mead "Heads-Up Display" for 3D simulation-type games. It displays vehicle status, damage reports, a radar system, and mission objectives.

First-person combat-simulation games like the Battletech MechWarrior series use a HUD system.

by AYB April 1, 2003

street pharmacist

A drug dealer who sells homemade versions of commercial drugs at a much lower price than the store brands.

With the same amount of money I spend for 100 painkiller pills at the store, I can get 500 of the same pills from the street pharmacist.

by AYB May 8, 2003

valley girl

A spoiled, idiotic adolescent female from the southwestern part of the United States, typically rich and white, whose language is insulting to human intelligence.
Proof that the San Andreas fault needs to hurry up with sinking California back into the Pacific Ocean.

Just watch the "Clueless" movie or TV show to see a good example of what a valley girl is.

by AYB June 29, 2003

we need to talk

She means "I want to whine, bitch, and nag about something you did, known and unknown to you!" It can also mean that she has nothing worth saying at all. Be prepared for a half-hour impromptu sermon on whatever she has on her mind (and that would me many random things).

It is especcially annoying when she uses the word "we", knowing damn well that SHE is the one who will be doing all the talking.

Susan: Honey, we need to talk about your insensitivity to my feelings.

by AYB September 24, 2003

blackjack

A card game where you basically try to beat the dealer by getting as close to a total of 21 as possible without going over. A picture card and an Ace counts as 21, or Blackjack. This is one of the best games to play when you are in a casino given the low winning advantage of the house.

If the tourists spent more time playing Blackjack, Poker, and Craps, and less time playing the slots, the casinos would be making a whole lot less money.

by AYB October 26, 2003

TRL

Total Request Live.

An MTV show where teenyboppers pick crappy, shitty songs that eventually end up winning Grammy Awards for "Most Popular Song of the Year".

The most popular songs on TRL are: N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, O-Town, Puff Daddy, J-Lo, Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, and Eminem

by AYB February 12, 2003