ayb's definitions

Fatzilla

A very fat person.

The Nutty Professor was a Fatzilla.

by AYB March 10, 2003

jalopy

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

by AYB August 28, 2003

gumbo

A dish that originated from the black people of the South-Eastern United States. It is a mixture of meat, okra, leafy vegetables, clili peppers, and whatever leftover food you have.

Are you sure that was the month-old pot roast you put in that gumbo because I swear I saw something swimming in my bowl when I stuck my spoon in?

by AYB April 3, 2003

saturn

The sixth planet in our solar system. The only planet with the largest planetary ring. Has a moon called Titan which is one of the few moons with an atmosphere.

by AYB April 1, 2003

Ganja

The best quality weed you can find. Made from the finest-quality Jamaican marijuanna.

You can take my money and you can take my house, but you cannot take my ganja, mon.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 5, 2003

ironic

An adjective to describe the opposite of something expected.

It was ironic that no black people died in the X-Men movie, given that it was a Sci-fi movie.

by AYB March 20, 2003