Definitions by ayb

vaporware 

Software that does not exist or has not been programmed yet.

Streets of Rage for X-Box is an example of vaporware.

vaporware by AYB April 9, 2003

Mountain Dew 

A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.

although Jolt cola has more caffeine.

Mountain Dew by AYB April 8, 2003

freeride 

Enjoying a service without paying for it.

The beggar managed to sweet-talk the bus driver into giving him a freeride across town.

freeride by AYB April 8, 2003

George W. Bush 

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.

Way to go, Dubya.

George W. Bush by AYB April 8, 2003

Vatican 

The capital of the modern-day version of the Roman Empire known as Catholicism

Millions of Catholics visit the Vatican to see the Pope.

Vatican by AYB April 8, 2003

maize

Another name for corn.

The farmer was impressed when his maize crop produced twice as many cobs as last year.

maize by AYB April 8, 2003

prostitution

THe world's oldest and most successful profession.

Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.

prostitution by AYB April 8, 2003