awmm's definitions

anal chain

A chain of 3 or more men having buttsex. Also called an anal train.

Bob, Tom, Dan, and Tim had a 4 person anal chain last night.

by awmm July 9, 2015

whow

The correct spelling of "whow" to be consistent with what, where, when, why, and who (pronounced woo).

Does anybody know whow to get stains out of a white shirt?

by awmm October 5, 2020

soap bracelet

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.

by awmm April 12, 2015

couldja

A lazy way of saying "could you"

Couldja try to pronounce your words better?

by awmm May 17, 2020

5949

How you type LXIX on a phone, which means 69 in Roman numerals

5949 means 69

by awmm April 3, 2017

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

milk cushions

breasts

Caroline has big milk cushions

by awmm October 6, 2021