awmm's definitions

footsterbate

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

by awmm July 23, 2016

tlhIngan

The Klingon word for Klingon

nuqneH. Hello (What do you want)
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'? Do you speak Klingon?

by awmm April 23, 2016

aßhole

A slightly shorter way of typing "asshole" using the German double s

Hans is an aßhole

by awmm December 27, 2019

soap necklace

A rope prisoners wear around their neck in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

I'm going to prison.
Remember to bring your soap necklace

by awmm April 12, 2015

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm June 2, 2015

preditator

An animal that eats another animal. This word was made up by Sarah Palin.

Grizzly bears are preditators. They preditate meese.

by awmm June 18, 2015

wouldja

A lazy way of saying "would you"

Wouldja be able to understand me if I pronounced my syllables properly?

by awmm May 17, 2020