awmm's definitions

anal chain

A chain of 3 or more men having buttsex. Also called an anal train.

Bob, Tom, Dan, and Tim had a 4 person anal chain last night.

by awmm July 9, 2015

Comfterble

An idiot's way of saying comfortable

This sofa is so comfterble

by awmm October 1, 2016

Hat

A logical way of saying “this” so the words “what” and “that” are consistent with the words “where”, “there”, and “here”.

Hat is my house right here.

by awmm December 19, 2018

Melber Kentucky

A small town south of Paducah with a population of about 750. Not much is notable about it other than its zip code.

The zip code for Melber Kentucky is 42069.

by awmm January 30, 2021

Law School

Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".

I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".

by awmm March 11, 2016

soap bracelet

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.

by awmm April 12, 2015

whow

The correct spelling of "whow" to be consistent with what, where, when, why, and who (pronounced woo).

Does anybody know whow to get stains out of a white shirt?

by awmm October 5, 2020