Comfterble

An idiot's way of saying comfortable

This sofa is so comfterble

by awmm October 01, 2016

Comfterble

How stupid people say comfortable

This bed is comfterble

by awmm October 01, 2016

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm May 31, 2015

couldja

A lazy way of saying "could you"

Couldja try to pronounce your words better?

by awmm May 17, 2020

longage

An oversupply, a situation in which the supply of something exceeds its demand. The opposite of shortage.

When manufacturers produce more of a product than they can sell, they end up with a longage.

by awmm November 09, 2017

picture shopping

When you take pictures of things in a store so you can order them online later for less.

I visited a store and saw some stuff I liked, but I didn't buy anything because I thought I could just try picture shopping and order everything I liked online for cheaper.

by awmm May 13, 2018

footsterbate

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

by awmm March 17, 2016