Definitions by autisticpsycho

straight edge 

The rejection of:

1)Smoking
2)Drugs
3)Drinking
4)Promiscus sex

I'm straight edge, but I don't wear the X on my hand that much.

straight edge by AutisticPsycho November 16, 2004

dufotic 

Another way of saying doofus according to my freind Jamie.

Jamie: Andrew is a dufotic freak!

dufotic by AutisticPsycho November 16, 2004

bible thumper 

A mega-right wing Christian wacko. Belives their life must be based on the Bible. The same goes for our goverment, it will be based on the Bible. Usually a homophobic, pro-life, redneck idiot.

See George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, right-wing nutjob

Bible Thumper: WE MUST BAN GAY....... NO WE MUST KILL GAYS!!! OUTLAW ABORTION! WE WILL NOT COMMIT SIN!!! IF YOU DON'T LISTEN YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!!! AND IF YOUR A DEMOCRAT YOU STILL WILL!

Followers: Huzzah!

bible thumper by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004

Jehovah's Witnesses 

A Christian denomination... have very very very diffrent beliefs then the other denominations have. They are their chruches which are usually called a Kingdom Hall. They tend to knock on doors to get you to join them. You can do either one of three things.

1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.

2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.

3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!

Bobby just called... the Jehovah's Witnesses are in the neighboorhood.

Jehovah's Witnesses by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004

MTV 

Corprate brainwashing tool. Obey or your not hip.

See Decline of Western civilzation

Coming up, it's punk'd, followed by Viva La Bam & then some music videos at 3 AM! Same for MTV2... and all other channels owned by us.

MTV by AutisticPsycho November 7, 2004

rolling rally

A parade... or in this case a parade for the 2004 WORLD CHAMPION RED SOX! Boston mayor Tom Menino coined the term.

Damn! I can't make the rolling rally! Damn!

rolling rally by AutisticPsycho October 29, 2004

Custer's Revenge 

A shitty 1980's video game made for the Atari. You had to avoid arrows and fuck or really rape a Native American woman... it was really shitty and isn't pron, which it's claimed to be, it more like a woman whos a hot dog made of legos. It was one the most controversial games in it's time and was picked up by the media who made a big hoopla about it. The company went of business in 1983 with during the video game crash.

Damn, I tried to choking my chicken to Custer's Revenge for three hours and nothing came out!

Custer's Revenge by AutisticPsycho October 19, 2004