autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Drunch

Like a brunch is Breakfast and lunch.

A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.

I have to work so damn hard, that I have do eat a Drunch, and even then sometimes I don't have time for that!

I feel you, sis.

by autistic nerd 1991 September 21, 2016

Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020

IPBM

IPBM is an abbreviation for Interplanteary Ballistic Missle. Most IPBM, like the ICBM's can be equipped with nuclear or biological warheads. A typical IPBM can travel halfway across the galaxy in under a week by scouting out or producing their own wormholes.

Numerous IPBM's, repeat numerous IPBM 's have been launched, 300 missiles inbound

Location to be impacted is Mars, Earth and Venus

by autistic nerd 1991 October 6, 2016

minet

Russian curse meaning blow job.

can you give me minet da?

by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015

Chiberia

The weather in Chicago gets so cold, that it's climate can get cold like Siberia, since in Siberia it gets really hot in the summer and brutally cold in the winter.

Man, it's so cold today, It's Chiberia, not Chicago! Lake Michigan has completely frozen over!!!

by autistic nerd 1991 May 24, 2015

fatshole

Derogatory statement used by abusive scumbags, usually relatives against people who are obese/overwieght.

Yo, fatshole! How many times do I have to tell you, don't breathe so loudly, you're giving me damn headache

Call me that one more time, and I will show you what this "Fatshole is capable of, when I beat your ass into a coma!

by autistic nerd 1991 April 1, 2017

hapgry

being happy and angry at the same time, ie having mixed emotions.

I got a job, but my friend is spreading false rumors about me I am happy and angry the same time, damn I must be hapgry

by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015