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Bill Kristol

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.
The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like Bill Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
by author July 20, 2006
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Neocon

Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.
by author December 31, 2006
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Republican Party

The homosexual pedophiles’ party. Dedicated to sheltering homosexual pedophiles.
RepublicanParty: Do I make you horny?
Underage_boy23: A little.
Republican Party: Cool.
by author October 5, 2006
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Neocon

Neoconservative. Criminally insane spenders that believe in killing brown people for the new world order. Huge Orwellian government, unfathomable amounts of spending, bomb tens of thousands of people to death to rearrange the globe. Take the worst aspects of the liberal and conservative positions and combine them into one and you would have a NeoCon.
Neocons are the greatest threat to life, liberty and property this country has ever known.
by Author June 30, 2006
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Telethon Boy

Yet another nickname for George W. Bush (because of his resemblance to those stuttering retarded kids on those telethons for the disabled).
"Please help, c-c-call now"
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.
by Author June 17, 2006
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Karl Rove

The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader.
Karl Rove: "You don't get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me."
by author September 30, 2006
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nutting

1. Headbutting someone (UK)

2. Male ejaculation (US)

3. To hit ones nuts/testicles (US)
1. Nutting is an effective street fighting maneuver.

2. I fucked her without nutting.

3. Watch this video of my friend nutting himself on a rail.
by author July 16, 2006
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