authoor's definitions
The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.
Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
by authOOr September 6, 2006

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
by authOOr November 18, 2006

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 4, 2006

by authOOr September 2, 2006

Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.
by authOOr June 29, 2006

After years of seeing the little, asian guy, but never meeting him, Betty and Wendy labeled him Mr. Ching Thing.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
