authoor's definitions

detective

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.

Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!

by authOOr June 26, 2006

I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"

by authOOr September 6, 2006

eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*

by authOOr November 18, 2006

"In The Pen" Dance Day

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.

Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.

by authOOr July 4, 2006

pornopotty

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.

Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.

by authOOr September 2, 2006

grind test

The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.

Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

ching thing

The little, asian guy you always see around, but never actually know who he really is.

After years of seeing the little, asian guy, but never meeting him, Betty and Wendy labeled him Mr. Ching Thing.

by authOOr June 18, 2006