authOOr's definitions

ching thing

The little, asian guy you always see around, but never actually know who he really is.

After years of seeing the little, asian guy, but never meeting him, Betty and Wendy labeled him Mr. Ching Thing.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

12 incher

A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.

Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

sneak peak

Looking under skirts, or down shirts to get a peak of a naughty part.

While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.

by authOOr July 5, 2006

Goddamn, you're huge

The words said by a woman getting much more than she expected.

The moment Merlin the midget pulled down his pants, Guinevere shouted out, "Goddamn, you're huge!!" because she did not expect a midget to be so talented.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

bounty hunter

A bounty hunter is someone who wants to be a cop, but wasn't good enough to become one. As a result, they become stalker snitches.

As a bounty hunter, Fundo followed his sister around until he thought it was time to call police. What a stalker snitch.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

kitty cooter

Kitty cooter is underage vagina.

Fundo was constantly hitting on the rather developed female until he found out she was a kitty cooter.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

worm

Another word for a penis.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

by authOOr June 30, 2006