editoor's cramp

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

by authOOr June 17, 2006

arnus

politically corect spelling of anus.

Fundo wanted arnal sex, but his wife, Fundita, felt like denying him the arnus.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

virgin

Vagina Is Ripe. Get It Now!!

Fundo climbed a tree to pick a virgin. He got it.

by authOOr July 11, 2006

VAGINA

Very Amazing Goodies In North America

VAGINA is that North American pussy, excluding Canada, Greenland, Hawaii, Mexico and the Central American countries.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.

Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.

by authOOr July 01, 2006

fresh

One who is sixteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks fresh.

by authOOr August 25, 2006

pencil pusher

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

by authOOr June 28, 2006