Definitions by atomic johnny

Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.

If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.

Carrier Landings by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Civvy Street 

Known in civilian life Civilian life as "CIWS" - Close-In Weapon System, a short-range anti-missile point defense system commonly comprised of a radar system and rotary-barreled Gatling gun. In NATO, the system is the Vulcan Phalanx. A newer version, Goalkeeper, uses the GAU-8 30mm Gatling gun found in the A-10 Thunderbolt for increased range and destructive power. Can have anti-surface modes as well, for use against small craft and the like. Derisive interpretations of the acronym include: 'Christ, It Won't Shoot', and 'Captain, It Won't Shoot,' due to common maintenance difficulties.

We worked on the civvy street all night and the piece of shits still broke!

Civvy Street by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

AJ Squared Away

Naval term for the mythical sailor who has his shit together.

That bilge snip is AJ Squared Away

AJ Squared Away by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

Bilge Snipe 

A naval term for the people on ships who work below decks, in engine rooms, bilges, etc. These sailors have been known to get nose bleeds when they go above waterline.

My brother was a bilge snipe the entire time he was on the USS Enterprise.

Bilge Snipe by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

bosnia 

Naval term for "Big Old Standard Navy Issue Ass". Term is used for Navy wives with big hips and or butts.

Did you see Gray's wife? That woman's is a bosnia for sure!

bosnia by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

dynamited chicken

Military term for the delicacy known to civilians as "chicken a la' king"

Cookie makes a damn good dynamited chicken.

dynamited chicken by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005