untuck your junk

To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.
Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.
by artist6000 June 12, 2010
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doggystyle face

when bitch be so ugly, you gotta flip her to doggy-style just to get through it
Yaggi: I got my doggystyle face on, don't look at me!
by artist6000 February 03, 2022
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UKdian

Someone who is from the United Kingdom. The term is typically used by people who don't know that 'British' is the proper way to refer to someone from the UK.
Jake: She used the word 'arse'
Pink: canadians say 'arse'
Leah: UKdians do too
Kenny: Leah, um, Dinner Friday night?
by artist6000 October 02, 2015
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The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
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