Definitions by artist6000

seed depository 

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.

A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.

seed depository by artist6000 December 26, 2014

zero beers 

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

zero beers by artist6000 May 28, 2014

untuck your junk 

To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.

Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.

untuck your junk by artist6000 June 12, 2010

drunkily 

is the same as drunkenly, which means "in a drunken manner"

It is sometimes spelled drunkily when the person spelling it is drunk.

You really wanna know what I drunkily slurred during the game of taboo?

drunkily by artist6000 May 14, 2008