trumped

To be grabbed by the pussy without consent. Based on a 2005 recording of 2016 presidential candidate Donald Trump bragging about being able to grab women “by the pussy” as acceptable behavior for celebrities.

Kenny: So she sat next to you the whole time, and you didn't try anything?
Dave: What was I supposed to do. Not like I'm gonna trump her just like that.
Kenny: Dude, I know but you never know. She might like getting trumped. It's not like Ivy's 16.

Dave: Or is she?
Kenny: :|
Kenny: brb seeking long-term therapy

by artist6000 October 15, 2016

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 03, 2016

zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

by artist6000 May 28, 2014

drunkily

is the same as drunkenly, which means "in a drunken manner"

It is sometimes spelled drunkily when the person spelling it is drunk.

You really wanna know what I drunkily slurred during the game of taboo?

by artist6000 May 14, 2008

natural diabetes

Satisfying your sweet-tooth by consuming foods that naturally sweet such as fruits instead of sweets made with refined sugars such as cookies and soda.

xkiera: I got golden colored raspberries today!
kenny: are they sweet?
xkiera: they're more sweat than regular. I prefer sugar from fruits vs. sugar from soda. I'm all about natural diabetes
kenny: you give me a tooth ache, baby.
xkiera: whatevs

by artist6000 July 02, 2015

seed depository

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.

A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.

by artist6000 December 26, 2014

bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

by artist6000 November 30, 2024