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Definitions by artist6000

pluto denier 

A person who denies the 2006 decision to downgrade the status of Pluto from a planet to that of a minor planet designation. Deniers primarily content that the the new criteria for qualification of a stellar object to be a planet, namely requiring the clearing the neighborhood around its orbit, would exclude Mars, Jupiter, Neptune and even Earth, because they all share their orbits with asteroids.
Kenny Gangsta: There are eight planets.
Jamie Madrox: There's nine.
Kenny: Am I missing something? Pluto was plutoed.
Jamie: Oh.... we have a "Pluto denier"
pluto denier by artist6000 November 21, 2017

angel break 

The act of a woman taking a masturbation break, usually from work. It's also used as a tongue-in-cheek rational for a woman abruptly leaving a sexually-heated chat-room conversation, with an unexpected "gtg" or a "brb", prompting response from others, "she's on an Angel break."
Bob: How was your day Alice?
Alice: Work was hellish. Had to take an Angel Break in the middle of it
Bob: Right there in your office?
Alice: Yeah I can close the door. It was quick, but much needed.
Bob: That's hot.
Alice: mmHmm.
angel break by artist6000 November 18, 2017

cock punch 

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.
Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.
cock punch by artist6000 December 3, 2016
To be grabbed by the pussy without consent. Based on a 2005 recording of 2016 presidential candidate Donald Trump bragging about being able to grab women “by the pussy” as acceptable behavior for celebrities.
Kenny: So she sat next to you the whole time, and you didn't try anything?
Dave: What was I supposed to do. Not like I'm gonna trump her just like that.
Kenny: Dude, I know but you never know. She might like getting trumped. It's not like Ivy's 16.

Dave: Or is she?
Kenny: :|
Kenny: brb seeking long-term therapy
trumped by artist6000 October 15, 2016
A person who has a vagina, i.e. a female.
Tara, as a vag'd american, why do you know how to make dicks look bigger with angle pics?
vag'd by artist6000 June 26, 2016
Someone who is from the United Kingdom. The term is typically used by people who don't know that 'British' is the proper way to refer to someone from the UK.
Jake: She used the word 'arse'
Pink: canadians say 'arse'
Leah: UKdians do too
Kenny: Leah, um, Dinner Friday night?
UKdian by artist6000 October 2, 2015

natural diabetes 

Satisfying your sweet-tooth by consuming foods that naturally sweet such as fruits instead of sweets made with refined sugars such as cookies and soda.
xkiera: I got golden colored raspberries today!
kenny: are they sweet?
xkiera: they're more sweat than regular. I prefer sugar from fruits vs. sugar from soda. I'm all about natural diabetes
kenny: you give me a tooth ache, baby.
xkiera: whatevs