artist6000's definitions

bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

by artist6000 November 30, 2024

pluto denier

A person who denies the 2006 decision to downgrade the status of Pluto from a planet to that of a minor planet designation. Deniers primarily content that the the new criteria for qualification of a stellar object to be a planet, namely requiring the clearing the neighborhood around its orbit, would exclude Mars, Jupiter, Neptune and even Earth, because they all share their orbits with asteroids.

Kenny Gangsta: There are eight planets.
Jamie Madrox: There's nine.
Kenny: Am I missing something? Pluto was plutoed.
Jamie: Oh.... we have a "Pluto denier"

by artist6000 November 21, 2017

angel break

The act of a woman taking a masturbation break, usually from work. It's also used as a tongue-in-cheek rational for a woman abruptly leaving a sexually-heated chat-room conversation, with an unexpected "gtg" or a "brb", prompting response from others, "she's on an Angel break."

Bob: How was your day Alice?
Alice: Work was hellish. Had to take an Angel Break in the middle of it
Bob: Right there in your office?
Alice: Yeah I can close the door. It was quick, but much needed.
Bob: That's hot.
Alice: mmHmm.

by artist6000 November 18, 2017

corona sex

Sex people with the coronavirus can have when they've both been tested positive while everyone else is social distancing

Looking for Corona sex. A/S/L & Corona-positive. DM me if you down

by artist6000 April 3, 2020

seed depository

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.

A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.

by artist6000 December 26, 2014

drunkily

is the same as drunkenly, which means "in a drunken manner"

It is sometimes spelled drunkily when the person spelling it is drunk.

You really wanna know what I drunkily slurred during the game of taboo?

by artist6000 May 14, 2008

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 3, 2016