arthur's definitions

wordism

The art of deriving words from seemingly nowhere, by utilising the full extent of the English language.

I used wordism to create my own post modern impressionist dictionary of existentialisistic terms.

by Arthur September 16, 2003

peacenik

A relatively unoffensive insult used by dumb people to insult members of the anti-war movement.

Idiot: You're a peacenik
Peacenik: and?

by Arthur October 5, 2003

mack

Slang 'gangsta' term for masturbation.

Despite the tough talk, us gangstas can't get none for real, so we spends all our time macking off.

by Arthur September 14, 2003

caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

eat the path

just eat it... 7:(

mmm... the path... 7:)

by arthur December 5, 2003

Doffy

Unknown origin. It was not till summer of 2002 that doffy was fully realized by his lover Wock. They make make sweet love. Anal sex only.
He enjoys short wocks on the beach, followed by pounding of the rectum. :) k thx hes mine- sry.

"Dooooooffaaayyy!" also see magic conch

by Arthur October 17, 2004

magic conch

Originally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.

Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.

by Arthur October 17, 2004