Definitions by aribeth

laser pointer

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.

Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!

laser pointer by Aribeth April 7, 2005

dammitol 

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

dammitol by Aribeth April 7, 2005

Neverwinter 

When it gets cold in Neverland.

The Neverland Fairy went into hibernation at the first frost, so the little children thought that it was safe to play in Neverwinter.

Neverwinter by Aribeth April 7, 2005

process

To change the structural integrity of and object so as to render it incapable of containing mass. This is usually accomplished by a sudden, violent force, such as an explosion, or having the object struck by a hollow-point bullet travelling at extremely high velocities.

We are going out to the firing range to process some watermelons with our 50 calibre rifles.

process by Aribeth March 31, 2005

tyrantfog 

An odiferous gas released by a trouser sneeze.

After the bowl of Chili, Fred's tyrantfog cleared the table.

tyrantfog by Aribeth March 28, 2005