knobbin

A small wanker.

That knobbin hit me in the balls.

by anycon June 24, 2003

monkwank

(n.) General term of offense originating perhaps from the euphonious consonantal reduplicative 'nk'. It would, of course, in some circles be considered sad or even gay to wank a monk.

George that monkwank dobbed me in to the 5.0.

by anycon September 18, 2005

disabled

(n.) (pl.=disableds) An offensive term for any disabled person, a mong.

"We shoudln't call them mongs. They are disableds" chuckled Baz.

by anycon June 24, 2003

mingmongmang

1. (n.) Any mongy or monged-up person. A freak who is so freaky that s/he doesn't know that when s/he is behaving freakishly that others regard him/her as a complete mingmongmang
2. (interjection) A call one would make to humiliate a mingmongmang, often repeated.
3. (n.) An Asian downsyndromer/ general Disabled.

"That guy's a serious mong, said Obaloink.
"Yeah. MINGMONGMANG MINGMONGMANG," called Mongan.

by anycon June 24, 2003

corntwot

(n.) A twot with thrush.

Ghosh that Jool's got corntwot *again*!

by anycon September 18, 2005

chavish

The entry above omits to mention the adjectival form, 'chavish', which describes a person or thing with distinctly chavvy or chavesque characteristics.

Burberry and Vicky Pollard (from the telly) are chavish.

by anycon September 18, 2005

fuckwittery

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.

His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.

by anycon June 24, 2003