anonymous's definitions

shithawk

Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.

God damnit, a flock of shithawks at 12 o'clock. Quick give me the shotgun and some birdshot!

by anonymous January 1, 2004

break

A short reprieve from your duties at work. Usually 15 minutes in length. How many of them you get depends on how long your shift is and/or company policy.

I'm going on break ... be back in 15

by anonymous October 27, 2004

Serve

The act of putting down another person so perfectly that all they can do is say "I just got served." Not to be confused with the incidental soft-serve, this serve is deliberate and both the server and the servee know it.

"Ms. Morgan served Sue Hall's dead father."

by Anonymous November 4, 2004

television

Like the asshole said ... It's for Americans ... not imports from asshole producing cunt-trees

Asshole English speaking assholes that ain't American don't watch TV ... can't afford it!!!

by anonymous April 25, 2005

Avril Lavinge

She is a poseur not a "poser" commonly called by one who can't spell. Plus, it's not LAVINGE it is LAVIGNE and that's for all you other people that can't spell.

Stupid person: avril lavinge is such a poser
Smart person: it's avril lavigne, and she is a poseur. Get it right, dipshit

by anonymous July 25, 2004

ayres

something that is really stressful and sucks really bad. (n)

this test is ayres

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

assumptuous

to be booty sumptuous

that girl is assumptuous

by Anonymous June 10, 2003