by Anonymous January 13, 2003

Three sexually frustrated lesbians who give each other hiccis and naked body oil massages in their spare time. Their group consists of a hair ball, dick sucking lips, and a wanna be blonde monkey. Their love lifes are a joke and they take pride in who can be the sluttiest out of all of them. They think they're the shit, but in reality, they are disgusting and immature.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003

The most beautiful, sweet, and caring girl to ever walk the earth. Loves her friends Jovan and Jesse.
See also Sexy Lexi.
See also Sexy Lexi.
by anonymous January 01, 2004

by anonymous February 21, 2004

1. County in the SouthEast of England.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
by Anonymous July 22, 2004

by anonymous January 22, 2003
