anonymous's definitions

chub rock

erection, hard-on, stiffy, boner

I gotta big freakin chub rock right now!!!!

by anonymous April 5, 2004

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by anonymous November 25, 2004

perl

Dan Perl- oh so cool and sexy.

Dan Perl is so sexy.
Dan Perl is the coolest kid around
His hair is so good looking

by ANONYMOUS April 12, 2005

wankster

A white person that thinks they're a gangster. They're really fucking annoying and listen to gay gangster rap. Wanksters will often say shit like "I am so gangster."

Reggie such a fucking wankster. He's whiter than I am, and I'm one white motherfucker.

by anonymous March 7, 2004

Let's Get It Started

The radio edit of the Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get Retarded."

Let's get it started, ha!
Let's get it started in here!

by anonymous March 15, 2005

N64 tennis

The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"

Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat

by Anonymous May 15, 2003