anonymous's definitions

the scandal in the Catholic Church

When Priests started molesting young alter boys and disobeying their religion. This happened in 2002 and continues throughout today.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

pls dont ban

The chant repeated by first time Squabblers that have yet to be banned from wordshacknews

OMG Gestapo on the lose!

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

crash

To (often collectively) stare at someone who has just made a bad joke or done something intended to be funny that wasn't.

He was the only one laughing, everyone else was crashing him.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Choot

A man desires women to wide her legs for him and enjoy her choot.

Ladies with good 5'7" heights have nice choots.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

buttnugget

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.

John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget

by Anonymous November 13, 2002

wanker

Someone at your place of work who makes it seem like they are correcting paperwork you submit, when what you are submitting already contains the "corrections" the wanker has suggested be adopted

(Penner, you are truly a wanker)

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

banner ads

Billboards for the internet. When you're trying to concentrate on something on the internet, one of these pops up, flashing that you're a winner, or if you shoot the duck, you will be.

"Shoot the duck and win a prize!"

by Anonymous July 7, 2003