When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."
Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."
Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"
by Anonymous March 11, 2004
1. An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children Social retard.
2. To excite nausea or loathing in; sicken.
3. To offend the taste or moral sense of; repel.
Adj: boring, monotonous, tedious, irksome, tiresome, so uninteresting as to cause mental weariness.
4. Displeasing to the eye; unsightly. Morally reprehensible, Was born of a male's anus.
:also see "butt baby"
2. To excite nausea or loathing in; sicken.
3. To offend the taste or moral sense of; repel.
Adj: boring, monotonous, tedious, irksome, tiresome, so uninteresting as to cause mental weariness.
4. Displeasing to the eye; unsightly. Morally reprehensible, Was born of a male's anus.
:also see "butt baby"
If he wasn't such a stikky fingaz, he wouldn't have been turned in to the authorities for pedophilia.
by anonymous December 22, 2003
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The capital of all football.
A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.
The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers
A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.
The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers
by anonymous October 23, 2004
by anonymous January 26, 2004
The state-of-being of a vagina after wiping in the bathroom. This occurs when tissue residue is left on the vagina.
by Anonymous April 14, 2003