Computer

a machine for downloading porn

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.

"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Penis

Suppose to be long, but on most losers, it isn't..

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

dogsex

Oral, manual or penetrative sexual relations with canine(s). Fun for all the family.

'My dogs got no nose.'

'How does it smell?'

'It doesn't matter, it's got an eight inch cock that is more than enough for my distended cunt.'

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

malapropism

1. When something is inappropriately named
2. When someone uses a name/word in an improper context

George W. used a malapropism when he said "They misunderestimated me."

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Mookie stinks

smelly brown things that come out of your ass

A fecophiliac is someone who is obsessed with MOOKIE STINKS

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

cockblocker

A guy who tries to steal another guys girlfriend/date etc.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003