anonymous's definitions

Nerd

A short guy who tells the precise truth about his height.

You're about 5'8", right?
Oh, no I'm 5 foot 7 and seven eighths

by Anonymous October 15, 2006

otaku

a person who will starv for manga. he will live a nother day just to see his beloved anime, he will even give up girls and life in general so he can read the latest manga.otaku is like some one who has an obsession with anime and maybe like hentai and stuff.i dont really wanna say too much bad stuff about otaku....because i am one.........

"sally is a goddamn otaku!''

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

pack a fatty

to fill a marijuana pipe with an above average quantity of green

Feeling generous, Amanda packed a fatty for her and Blake.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 23, 2003

woaf

A flamboyant homosexual by the name of Russel K. Originated when he "came out of the closet". Often uese as a simile to compare and show homosexuality in other.

You're so gay you're a woaf.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005

bong water

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.

When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Mazahir

Mazahir is the name of one of Prophet Muhammad's Sahabah (peace be upon them all). This name is defined as "appearances," by one source. On a side note, it is a name generally given to a person who is totally cool, incredibly sweet, and completely adorable.

Person 1: Oh, you're so sweet and adorable and cool! You're name must be Mazahir.
Person 2: Thanks. It is. How did you know?
Person 1: Because if you're name is Mazahir that means that you're totally cool, incredibly sweet, and completely adorable.
Person 2: Oh okay...if you say so.:)

by Anonymous December 4, 2004