Shmorky

God of Flash

OMFG! Shmorky's done it again! We must pay the tribute of Golden Manbabies immediately!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Nerd

A short guy who tells the precise truth about his height.

You're about 5'8", right?
Oh, no I'm 5 foot 7 and seven eighths

by Anonymous October 15, 2006

oral

1. Pertaining to the mouth or speaking.
2. A type of sexual action involving the mouth and a genitalia or asshole.

1. I have an oral speech I must present tomorrow.

2. My girlfriend wants me to give her oral!

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Salty Pirate

Where a male ejaculates in the eye of a female causing her to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking her in one leg so she hops about like pirate with a peg leg.

I gave Meg the salty pirate last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

texon

A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.

I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

amped

The state you are in after taking a large dose of meth

That dude is all amped up because he just snorted 60 dollars of ice in one line!

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Jayplay

To be mackin on youngins.

I like to swing by the jr high and get mah jayplay on.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003