Mike: "Cap n Coke for me, and a Zima for the lady"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"
by Anonymous August 17, 2003

jackass_fo_life4325: yous a ho bitch, back up!
chick0102: fuck u nigga!
jackass: u no im jp
chick0102: oh ok is all good
chick0102: fuck u nigga!
jackass: u no im jp
chick0102: oh ok is all good
by anonymous December 29, 2003

by anonymous March 18, 2005

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face
by anonymous September 19, 2003

by anonymous June 21, 2006
