chasity

a hot girl with the worst luck

That chasity is always breaking things.

by anonymous February 20, 2003

Gibblittize

-verb

1. The act of damaging an organism so
badly (usually through bludgeoning or
explosives)that it is, or portions of
it are fragmented beyond recognition
and thrown free from the main mass.

2. The act of converting something into
gibblets.

gibblittising
gibblitized
gibblitification

Holy shit! He nailed that rabbit with a
quarter-stick and completely
gibblittized the fucker!

The firecracker gibblittized his head
after he tried to swallow it, and we
were scraping his brain of the walls
for the next two weeks.

Being hit by a bus moving at more than
55 mph tends to gibblittize a person.

by anonymous December 03, 2003

scavenger

someone who never smokes their own weed but invites themself over when you're smoking YOUR own weed

Damn he always stops by when we're gettin high and he takes a few hits of our shit. He's a scavenger.

by anonymous April 06, 2004

Cookie Points

things that you do to gain favor from someone

If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Tommytwoteams

A turn-coat mother-fucker who's swears allegence to more than one north-west England football club.

Hello, I'm a Tommytwoteam twat with as much loyalty as a slug's bell-end.

by Anonymous April 01, 2003

moats

To be totaly and absolutly screwed over

after geting struck by lightning 15 times in a row every one knew dave had been moatsed

by Anonymous June 07, 2003

wheaties

The breakfast of champions.

Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003