wangchung

A farsighted, bald chinese kid who can perform flips of many types. Also characterised as either a type of good-wierd, athletic-monkey, or a type of odd-funny.

Yo, WangChung, do that thing you just did again!

by anonymoose October 21, 2003

Whip-a-Dick

When you're with a guy and he unexpectedly takes out his penis

Jessica: So I was with Brian last night, just chilling at his house, when he Whip-a-Dicked me.
Emily: What the fuck!?! No way!
Jessica: I know right! But I told him I wasn't into him like that. Sorry, not sorry.

by Anonymoose March 28, 2015

Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

Watermelons

Big pieces of fruit which typically hang off women's bodies

Wow look at casies watermelons they look delicious

by ANONYMOOSE July 16, 2014

plano

Place you want to complain about when you have no life, home, or friends.

I'm going to bash Plano because I'm a puss who will have no rammifications for what I say on the internet!

by anonyMOOSE November 03, 2004

Smeoted

Some men eat oreos twice every day

This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word

"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted."

"He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months."

"I am going to get so Smeoted, all week"

"My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year."

"But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"

by Anonymoose January 16, 2015

juteresting

just when this was getting interesting

Derived from an instant messanger conversation where AOL managed to drop "st when this was getting in" from the phrase in transmission, and confusing the bejezes out of both people in the conversation.

As much as I hate to interrupt you juteresting, I think I have to go

by Anonymoose October 12, 2004