annonymous's definitions

Aunt Dixie

Also known as Dixie or Dixie Chips...

Creator of the "Sunshine Beach Cafe" ~ by far the longest thread on the official Paradise Hotel message board, with over 29 thousand posts.

Animal lover and rescuer.

Scuba diver.

Artist in waiting.



Mystery Aunt of the famed "Charla" ~

(a beautiful model and winner of the first ever Paradise Hotel t.v. show, seen in Maxim magazine, Dec.2003 issue, also mentioned on E! as the second sexiest woman on television)

Does anyone know where Dixie is?
She's usually in the Sunshine Beach Cafe...

I'm going to go ask Aunt Dixie for some advice...

Do you think Aunt Dixie is really related to Charla?
Yes. The board moderator confirmed it.

by annonymous February 9, 2004

lap dance

Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male.
see also: dry hump

My partner gave me a lap dance last night, thus I didn't have to pay for it!

by Annonymous February 5, 2005

grinch

a dirty fuckin 7' tall kid.

i"don't call him grinch, his name is Kevin"/i

by annonymous May 4, 2004

minjin

The greatest person in the whole-wide world who has the best personality and the cutest Korean girl ever.

quotes from the others at school = "wowzy. hey sexay.", "aww she's so adorable", etc

by annonymous April 18, 2004

PHWANNABE

One who dreams of being at the Paradise Hotel, overlooking the ocean, while watching buff bodied men.

I don't know about you, but I'm a PHWANNABE, for sure...

by annonymous February 8, 2004

boy pussy

an imaginary organ for which the anus is substitued in pegging and other sex acts.

Two equally well hung gay men have no need for boy pussy.

by annonymous July 15, 2004

casso

hay casso. your a real fag who's in love with fellas. wat do you mean i never got wit tath chwenty year old, i must half told u chwelve times fore fuck sake. just so you no my dad is a spaceman who puts out fires on different planets, and puls he came up wit the connsept of going to mars. by the way i don't hav any speling missfo.... missfoe.... missforetune, my dad told me and he teaches in harvard, america.

does anyone else smell 'tath' bullshit? oh wait, i do. ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllooooooooooonnngggggggggggggggggg. don't take on any kind of simian capable of addressing there friend's name wrong.if you don't understand any of the above, look up the words in a dictionary. you know what that is don't you? after all your dad did invent it!!

by annonymous February 16, 2004