annon.'s definitions

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.

Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

by annon. February 9, 2004

law of large numbers

the theroy that when there is a larger group of something, esp. people, the likelyhood of their being who or wht your looking for. For example, there is more liklyhood that you will find a sober hippie wearing dentures in a group of 1,000,000,000 random people than in a group of 52 random people.

person 1: why are we looking in NYC for good actors rather than Otis Massachusetts?
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro

by annon. February 6, 2004

oral copulation

1. to insert the male member (penis) into the mouth in order to derive sexual pleasure.
2. the sucking or licking of the female genitalia (vagina) in order to derive sexual plaesure

i would be enchanted if you performed oral copulation on me

by annon. January 22, 2004

M*A*S*H

(n., adj., v., adv.)mash, to mash, mashed, mashedly: to combine humor and drama/tradgedy in a successfully entertaining way. From an exelent classic television show that was the first to combine comedy and drama in the setting of a M*A*S*H unit on the front lines in korea.

that show is M*A*S*Hed, yo!

by annon. January 22, 2004

anal copulation

to insert the male member (penis) into the anus in order to derive sexual pleasure.

last night she let me ingage her in anal copulation.

by annon. January 22, 2004

jiggered

to be pulled in a jerky and painful manner.

often used as an expression of nonexistant punishment.

well i'll be jiggered if i don't get there in time.

by annon. January 22, 2004

paparazzi

Italian for "annoying fly." Used as described in the above definition.

the paperazzi are why i dont want to be famous

by annon. February 8, 2004