animedude's definitions

bisexual

A term that everyone is to some degree or another, no matter how much they want to deny it.

me: Do you like porno?

guy: yes, I like porno.

me: do you like only girl-girl?

guy: no, I like guy-girl, too.

me: Okay, do you like the guys to have a small penis only

guy: no, I like hard, throbbing cocks!

me: okay, then.

*example courtesy of Ron White. Don't sue*

by animedude September 12, 2004

chinese fire drill

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.

Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.

erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!

by animedude April 22, 2004

hype

the point of greatness that an asshole becomes obsessed with, despite it's only a fad

dude, quit riding your hype like it's the new wonderbread!

by animedude April 24, 2004

shitless

1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.

2) reaching a state of no return

1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!

by animedude April 24, 2004

holy poop

the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...

Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!

You: Holy shi--Holy poop!

by animedude April 26, 2004

constipant

a stuck-up cunt

damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.

by animedude April 27, 2004

Oh my god!

An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.

She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car

OH... MY... GOD!

by animedude May 1, 2004