Dayum that mermaid is hot; I guess I'll have to go kavanaughtical on her. Here, jellyfish, hold my PABST.
by angie O edema October 05, 2018
Get the kavanaughtical mug.An amazing guy that's easy to fall in love with and totally knows what he's got. Confident and driven, he will take over the world.
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Get the Denis mug.A word to describe that you’re down for some ambiguous freaky shit. Like you can use it as a last name.
by angie O edema November 09, 2018
Get the Isitago mug.1. the fresh shavings of a pencil
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
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Get the laurf mug.girl: I can't wait to see you so we can talk about our feelings, review our psychological insights , as they pertain to our existential plight and our collective unconscious. They we can paint each other's fingernails, hold hands and sing "Kumbaya, my lord". I can't wait.
boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.
girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?
boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?
girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.
girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?
boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?
girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
by angie O edema June 29, 2018
Get the too beautiful mug.me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
by angie O edema July 04, 2018
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