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Dad's Stupid Concubine

an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC
me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
by angie O edema July 4, 2018
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kavanaughtical

when you're drinking and you assault an attractive species in the water
Dayum that mermaid is hot; I guess I'll have to go kavanaughtical on her. Here, jellyfish, hold my PABST.
by angie O edema October 5, 2018
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Denis

An amazing guy that's easy to fall in love with and totally knows what he's got. Confident and driven, he will take over the world.
Denis is lovable and amazing.
by angie O edema July 8, 2018
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Isitago

A word to describe that you’re down for some ambiguous freaky shit. Like you can use it as a last name.
Isitago?

No, we’re gonna stay home and Johnson tonight.
by angie O edema November 9, 2018
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BST

BST happens when you see a woman's elbow on the tube and you wanna shag her but she gets off at Maida Vale and you can't stop getting off at St John's Wood.
by angie O edema August 10, 2018
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too beautiful

girl: I can't wait to see you so we can talk about our feelings, review our psychological insights , as they pertain to our existential plight and our collective unconscious. They we can paint each other's fingernails, hold hands and sing "Kumbaya, my lord". I can't wait.

boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.

girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?

boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?

girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
by angie O edema June 29, 2018
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kavanaughstronaut

Dude that' s been drinking and waves his dick around in space
Hey check out the Kavanaughstronaut waving his dick around on the moon, Dianne. Here, asteroid, hold my PABST.
by angie O edema October 5, 2018
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