by andy1 May 27, 2007
Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
by andy1 May 23, 2005
Did you see the casino butt on that 400 lb. pig? She was sitting next to a Charles Manson look-alike (Whom you see at the casino on at least every other visit)
by andy1 January 09, 2006
Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.
by andy1 May 30, 2005
In Kansas we have our county on our license plates. WY stands for Wyandotte, or Crime-dotte County, or WYCO, a horrible place to live or visit.
Whenever you see a car with WY plates on the road, avoid it; It can be a car-jacker, a thief, or a criminal of some nature, at the very least a bad driver. Several years ago the legislature considered taking the county decals off our plates; Fortunately the highway patrol talked them out of it.
by andy1 July 16, 2005
Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"
by andy1 June 05, 2005
James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.
by andy1 May 27, 2007