OVJ

Abbreviation for Ortho Vaginal Jelly, a storebought type of pussy juice

The ortho company makes lotsa money when people put ovj on their pussies

by andy1 May 24, 2005

San Fransissyco

And yet another slang word for San Fagcisco, the gay bay

If you're going to San Fransissyco, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 March 25, 2005

Taco Smell

Slang word for the fast-food chain Taco Bell. Also can define the smell of a pussy.

Do you want to go to Taco Smell, Barfy's}, {Hardon's}, or {Pizza Slut?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

by andy1 June 05, 2005

Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.

Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?

by andy1 April 04, 2006