A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!
by Andrew June 18, 2006
Common short hand for MillionairePlayboy.com, a pop culture magazine.
MillionairePlayboy.com is a long title to type out each time someone talks about it.
MillionairePlayboy.com is a long title to type out each time someone talks about it.
by Andrew July 01, 2004
that motherfucker is a brezze
by andrew March 17, 2005
To fall while skateboarding.
by Andrew July 02, 2004
a japanese person. because they live on an archipelago, they are a fishing nation. mainly tuna. so they are tuna jockeys
by andrew November 27, 2003
a member of a sorotity who uses her "feminine wilds" to enslave her gender of choice for random gifts, trips to exotic travel locations, rides in fancy cars or money
Everyone in that house is a sorostitute, they all turn tricks for this or that. One even did it with a coworker for a free turkey sub with mayo from Subway... shame it was free as a perk of the job to begin with.
by Andrew March 31, 2005