andrew's definitions

erstwhile virgin

One who has had some but very little sexual contact with another person. Coined by F. C. Ware.

Yeah, some girl gave him some head when he was in college, but he's been living with his mother for the last 15 years. He's not really a virgin, but he's an erstwhile virgin.

by Andrew July 14, 2004

dogap

The space between a dog and a wall.

"Please clean the floors, and don't miss the dogap."

by Andrew June 2, 2003

Griffin Slayer

GriffinSlayer or "the King of the N00bs" is the king of all the new and stupid players of the game.

1:Hooray for GriffinSlayer, King of the N00bs!!!

by Andrew May 13, 2005

bitch poo

1. When a female dog takes a shit in front of you.

2. Also can be subsituted when you see a crackwhore, or a prostitute take a shit in the alley.

GUY: "Daym, look at that bitch poo."
BILL: "That's a big piece of poo!"

by Andrew May 6, 2004

cereal gang

a prostitute with a crack addiction.

the cereal gang turned up dead in a dumpster

by andrew May 23, 2003

chumplet

a complete chump one who is a fool and should be told so

Man Joey is such a chumplet, he should leave and go home.

by Andrew October 9, 2004

crapsickle

a term for some one who talks crap and says things that make no sense and mean nothing, who are full of shit

i.e. u remind me of a crapsickle because you are full of shit

by andrew May 13, 2005