andre's definitions

carai

Diminuitive of the word caralho.
Adopted to the Internet in 1999.

Caralho means dick, cock.

Ai o carai! (Usually said when someone gets pissed off. Means "fuck!!!!" you know not fuck fuck. When someone says this sentence, is usually being ironic. For example in a 2 men fight one says "Ai o carai..." the other should run.)

by Andre June 19, 2004

Smell funny

Be dead

They used to be important, but now they just smell funny.

by Andre June 10, 2024

closet

One who lives within a closet, often that of a parent or relative. Metaphorically, used to describe someone who is socially backward, similar to nerd but without the computer skill connotation.

Yeah, that guy is a closet, he has no friends

by Andre January 7, 2004

fo sho

The best way to say yes,okay,fine,alrite,definetly,sure and hell yea.

Andrey:Yo Vlad you want to play some football?
Vlad:Fo Sho!

by Andre April 25, 2005

gavno

In russian meaning "shit".

ah suka, ya nastopeel v gavno!

by Andre April 25, 2005

jerk juice

the cum that seeps out of the penis before you actually ejaculate while jerking off. which is used to help in the climax in the masterbation phase.

yo I was getting dry man but thankfully I worked it out with some jerk juice

by andre April 24, 2005

michael vick

One of the best running quaterbacks in football history:

get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks

fast as shit and can juke out almost any body

"Yesterday Michal Vick rushed for 147 yards!"

by Andre January 17, 2005