anOnymous's definitions

Hammertime

A worn-out catchfraise that was frequently used during the early 90s but is now just something stupid to say.

Hammertime is a stupid word.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Kim Jong-il

Crazy Asian midget who rules North Korea. He enjoys making nukes and starving his own people. He is also said to be a threat to President Bush.

Kim Jong-il wants North Korea to start a war with the USA.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

shockwav

old person suspected to invent fire

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

heazzyfoshezzy

A bastardization of "off the hook" or "hooked up" <meaning, great or cool>.

Q: Hey, did you check out the new club that opened up on La Brea?

A: Yeah, dawg. It was off the Heazzyfosheazzy!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

handball

The sublime art of inserting a hand into the anus, gradually becoming more popular thank god :-) also known as fisting. Involves slowly penetrating the anus using lots of lubricant until the wrist has passed the sphincter, at this point the hand will form a fist or ball inside the rectum, more advanced players proceed into the anal passage and can insert the arm even beyond the elbow in some cases, but this requires years of practice and great trust in the top. Unfortunately much doping is practiced in this sport.

We are having a handball session tonight want to give us a hand?

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

brown noser

Brown nosing, an alternative to a suck up. When someone attention seeks by over complimenting another, without critisizing them.

This conjurs the mental image of putting your nose through a anus, which termed a brown noser.

"But they won't be interested in talking to you if you just brown nose them."

by Anonymous January 7, 2005

kundiff

synonym for cad, a man with no respect for anyone but himself

If I ever see that egotisitical kundiff again I'll kick his ass

by anonymous September 28, 2003