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get the last laugh 

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To win a conflict, especially one that was either long winded, strong, or both.
Just you wait, freak, I will get the last laugh over you!
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i'm not even joking 

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A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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I was joking

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The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.
Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao
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who asked 

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The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
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NSFMV 

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Not Safe For Multiverse. It's when something is so bad you could exaggerate it and say it's bad as to the point it has the potency to destroy entire universes.
Don't go to kekma.net, that's basically NSFMV.
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brobgonal 

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A menace to society. That's all you need to know.
Run. The Brobgonal is here.
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Sonic 06 

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A good game. Trust me. It's not a trap. :)
Sonic 06 is the game of all time, it was definitely made.
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