Definitions by an extremely depressed bandu

suicide bait 

When someone threatens to kill yourself, usually to coerce you. Or simply to make you feel bad.

Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.

No, you aren't going to suicide bait me into working on your game again.

suicide bait by an extremely depressed bandu July 28, 2025

don't touch my pizza 

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

don't touch my pizza by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

shit from an ass 

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!

Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?

shit from an ass by an extremely depressed bandu March 11, 2025

THE SHITTER 

Where concepts and thoughts go to die.

My worldbuilding was so fucking stupid back then! Now it's all going in THE SHITTER. The place where it belongs!

THE SHITTER by an extremely depressed bandu December 11, 2023

24 hours 

A fancier, more technical term for a day. Can sometimes be used to avoid confusion with just daytime (when the sun's shining bright and all).

I played Minecraft for 24 hours straight!

24 hours by an extremely depressed bandu November 7, 2023

innocent 

1. Someone who isn't guilty of a wrongdoing.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.

1. Phew, just managed to prove my defendant innocent!
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...

innocent by an extremely depressed bandu October 9, 2023

manchild 

An adult man who doesn't quite act his age.

Can you not be a manchild for two seconds? We're working!

manchild by an extremely depressed bandu October 8, 2023